Monday, February 28, 2011

Ice Cream Monday!

Due to the fact that it is ice cream monday, I was using my fancy new drawing program I mentioned earlier. Then while on facebook, it was suggested that I upload this picture! This does make sense, and I haven't updated in about 5 days...
Now I am hungry for food... I do hope this inspires you to consume ice cream, because that is what I am looking to betide... Anyway, I expect to write some in-depth something later in this week.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Corel Painters Essentials 4!

So I got this program with this cool device, called the BAMBOO by Wacom. It is a drawing tool pad. I got is today and drew this man. It will be sooo much easier to draw for this blog, and I may never have to use MSPaint again! rejoice! So this is not a great piece of art. It took about 5 minutes, but expect more soon. Ha, because this is going to be grand.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Long Weekend

After a weekend of no breakfast and no sleep, I walked away with many stories, but a blog post not. So I will devote the time to a full post later, but for now, I will drop a few pics and call it a night.

While on holiday in some mystic land, I stumbled upon a resort where they provide drink machines that sell both pepsi and coke, in the same machine. This just about blew my mind.
I don't think that's how clearance works...
This is just like Radio Shack, to not comprehend basic math skills. But I mean, what can you expect from a place called Radio Shack? I would sooner shop a store called Stereo Slum. Speaking of awful stores, hit the jump. Also, I have been reading this awesome web comic called AXE COP. I will devote a full entry to that soon.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Pun Wednseday

Oh, hoho. How humorous. Hopefuly this will make more sense to viewers, more sense than last time at least. Last monday, I realized that hardly anyone will understand that reference. But anyway, happy Wednesday.

Monday, February 14, 2011

The OneRepublic of QWOP

Anyway, for those of you who understand this, you will appreciate this. For those who don't, qwop is the most difficult game ever, and the worst thing ever made. Ever. Expect more this week.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

2 Kings 2:24

I have not posted anything about bears in a while, and as this blog does have an undertone of bears mauling things, I have decided to tie this theme in with the most accountable of all books, the Bible. And so it was written in 2 Kings 2:24, "He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
Bears have always been mauling things. Anyway, I have loads of comic ideas and puns for this week,  I have just been preoccupied with work this last week, which was why there was a lack of updates, but you can expect more soon.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Febuary Movies

So, 2011 is going to be a big year for movies I hear, either that, or I just made that up. Either way, there are a few cool looking movies coming out in February. I have decided to do this one month at a time, because my lack of time would not heed a very outstanding post. anyway, so far we have already had Sanctum, that sounded interesting. But not interesting enough to include the movie poster on my blog. even though it did look kinda cool. about the people who go underwater or something. Anyway, the main three I am going to focus on are I Am Number Four, Unknown, and Drive Angry. Also a year for all of my favorite actors to come out with really weird movies (Cowboys v. Aliens, Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford).

Anyway, the first movie, sounds pretty superlative. Just, amazing. About these people who are being hunted down, and this guy "should" be next, but it fighting back. or something. nonetheless, it looks amazing. Here is the trailer. Yeah, I havn't heard of any of these actors, but based on the trailer, I don't think it will be just a mindless teenage action movie.  This comes out Feb. 18th.
I think I would spend ten dollars seeing that in theaters. I mean, I saw Surrogates.
Next is Unknown. Ok, I would make some terrible pun about "The only thing known about this movie is how good it will be" but that is terribly lame, and I think we are all above that. Seriously, this just looks spectacular, unreal. Most def the best of these three movies, and it stares Liam Neeson, one of my favorite actors. If you haven't seen Taken, I would recommend that, because he was the main character and played that role outstandingly. And the whole missing identity thing is always a great plot point, especially if it is mixed in with insanity. and people that are not Jason Bourne, in which case it doesn't matter if you have amnesia or not, he will still rock you. But I always do like movies where the main character is just some regular dude. Anyway, this is also Feb 18, and I am so most def going to see this.

Oh wow. That is all I can say.

Finally we have Drive Angry with Nicholas Cage. Ok, wow. and this is not the same kind of "wow" as mentioned above. This plot just... sigh. I just don't know why Nicholas Cage does plays these rolls in these ridiculous movies. It all went downhill with National Treasure. He was cool in Raising Arizona and Next, but all his recent stuff has just been.. bleak. although he does get props for being in that superhero movie last year.
 This is just Nicholas Cage annihilating these n00bs. 16 kill streak.
I could post the actual trailer for Drive Angry, or tell you the premiss, but that is pointless. If I were you I wouldn't even look it up. watch this video instead. In fact, just watch this entire movie.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Mystic Pizza

This was too grand. I had to repost this. This is from a website called, and I haven't bothered to watch any others, but I'm sure they're great. This can be video week, or something.