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I thought with all of the turmoil in Egypt right now, people might not be considering all of the assets that have been emanating out of Egypt, such as Panda Cheese. I mean, first off, it's cheese, which is superfluously formidable, and It is represented by the greatest of all Asian bears, the panda. And you can't say no to panda.

Julian Casablanca

Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves.

Doesn't this just radiate awesomeness? If you don't already know, this is a skit from SNL, and it features Julian Casablanca, the foreman for my favorite band, The Strokes, and the owner of the coolest name in the world (except for maybe Max Fightmaster). You can see him rocking the fingerless gloves next to Andy Samberg. I will devote the time for a real blog post later, probably tomorrow, because I saw Law Abiding Citizen again, a very chill movie. Anyway, the name of the skit is "Boombox".

Yeah, he's pointing at you.

Light-House Italian

Oh-hoho. How humorous.
Okay, Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!
Two jokes in one day? I know. Unreal.

Comic Monday!

It's comic Monday! So here is a comic!

Well, It made sense in my head... anyway, you should check out all the greatest jokes at Anti-Jokes.com, such as "What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers." oh-hohoho

The Perry Bible Fellowship

So on the internet, I found the greatest webcomic ever called, you guessed it, The Perry Bible Fellowship. There are quite a few comics, enough to keep you busy for a while, although they do not update all that often. Anyway, I have picked a few of my favorites. So just click them to read them.

You do need to click them for them to become a readable size.

Of course this one has a bear, so I have to include this one.

Of course, All of the comics are good, And this guy's style varies, but all are just so excellent. I did not make any of these comics, but Nicholas Gurewitch did. Anyway, check out the website, which you can find here.

Oh, Those Dutch.

While looking for new things to post, I stumbled upon a bunch of photos from Holland, and I found this.

For some reason, their cereal is slightly different. Like for instance, Snap, Crackle and Pop are a lot cooler. And made out of clay. I mean, look. they are just so amazing. And while on the topic of Dutch food, if you ever get the chance, you should find some Kinder chocolate, for is is the greatest ever. Speaking of which, If you ever get a chance to find the french soft drink Gini, buy it. It is the most ineffable drink you will ever consume.

More magic than a real genie.

You will be blown away by its flavor. It cannot even be put into words.

Cleverbot?

False.

Oh Cleverbot. You and your ways. And for those of you who have never been to cleverbot, it is just an AI chat thing. If you have sunk below chatting with real friends and people on omegle, yes, you can chat with your computer. But there is a plus side, It is slightly less stupid than the people on omelge.